The new Merc 5 profiles

              This is what the current merc 5 lineup looks like.
Member#1: John Broglin aka-Mr.Depression
Member#3: Kerim Duran aka-Mr.Stalker
Member#5: Corey J. aka-Mr.Broke
Member#6: Dave Schnebly aka-Mr.Sasquatch

Members 2(Clumsy Flaky Mac), and 4 (Mr.Raincheck) are currently on Hiatus!
Team Vehicle:Humpty Mobile, operated by the Stalker.
Emergencey Vehicle:The Underrated Charger.
The walk, operated by Mr.Sasquatch

Headquarters:De Anza College.

Profiles:

John-Aka Mr.Depression  Age:27
Still the mastermind and leader of Mercury 5,He can never get a reliable
actress to star in one of his films, and sometimes relies on teenage
runaways,prostitutes, and ex porn stars to star in his films. However
dont let the bad casting fool you, hes a master at directing and hopes to
be the next Tarantino for the Generation X crowd. While hes a master of
directing, he also knows his shit when it comes to furniture.
Hammocks,leather couches,recliners you name it and he knows about
it.Delivers furniture in San Jose to raise money for his films(also looks
under the cushions for loose change) and hopes to one day marry
his new girlfriend. John has been depressed as of late due to the sudden
departure of Merc 5 member #2 Clumsy Flakey Mac who has gone on to form
ACON.

 Vehicle:The Hot Wheels Mobile.
fav movie:Taxi Driver
fav friend:Kelly
Quote"Fuck YAAAAAAAAAA"
Movie Company: Cloak Hill Productions

Kerim:Aka Mr.Bighead
The brain of the group. The only person I know who thinks that the care
bear movie had a plot twist. Can't hold a serious conversation without
mentioning Sarah Michelle Gellar more than a hundred times. Can sometimes
sound like one of the twins from Full House. However, he's very keen on
the set, and is a master at everyting he does. Kerim is another word for
technical genius. This guy will make it in this business if its the last
thing he does. Kerim also thinks he's gods gift to women, and sometimes
complains of actresses staring at him on sets. Would give up everything
just to speak to Gellar one time in his life. However he says
that if he doesnt ever get Gellar, he'll settle for John Stamos or Richard
Simmons.Still the same old kerim, except he now gets drunk after drinking
Cherry 7-UP!!However is ego is getting bigger day by day.

Vehicle:Humpty Mobile
Fav Movie:Star Wars,Transformers the movie,Anything with Gellar in it
fav friend:Veronica,Katie Holmes(lookalike)
Quote:"Did you see that hot chick looking at me?"
Movie company: Duranfilm ltd.

Corey Aka:Mr.Broke
Corey has definately improved as a filmmaker,and is currently working on
Porno Police 2:Volume 55. He also plans to write and direct his short
Missing person,which will be shot on 16mm. Now he just hangs on campus on
watches girls(18 and older) who have nice breasts, and asses.Corey is
however constantly broke, which explains why he's so cheap. The guy brings
his own papercup to fast food joints for gods sake. Corey is now assistant
leader of Merc 5.
fav movies:Enter the Dragon,Dolemite,Glory, Deep Throat five
fav friend: Some girl who walks around campus in tight spandex pants,
Quote:"Loan me 5 dollars"
Movie Company:Middle Finger Productions
Each of us have special powers that we rely on during critical times when
a production goes haywire.

Look for Schwimmers profile next week, and in the upcoming months a whole
new upgraded merc 5 website with new picks and no ugly pics.


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